Category Of SmS
(Love sms)
(Friendship sms)
(Kiss sms)
(Flirt sms)
(Naughty sms)
(Funny sms)
(Missing sms)
(Anniversary sms)
(Urdu Hindi sms)
(Punjabi sms)
(Jokes sms)
(Christmas sms)
(Eid Mubarik sms)
(Birthday sms)
(Islamic sms)
(Malayalam sms)
(Independence sms)
(Dreams sms)
(Sardar Jokes sms)
(Mother Day sms)
(Santa Banta sms)
(Bengali sms)
(Good Luck sms)
(Good Morining sms)
(Goot Night sms)
(Rude sms)
1-)even since you left every thing is going wrong plz come back soon i am waiting for ever and ever feroz
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
2-)if i died or travelled far id write your name on every star, so that everyone could look up and see that you mean the world to me.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
3-)We never understand the importance of our hearts until they aren't broken then we weep and cruel the one we once adored, we promise ourselves we will never love again but love is why we live and love is why we die.. Love is the blood of a rose. and we all must bleed.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
4-)Loving u cud take my life,
but when i look at ur face,
i know ur worth that sacrifice
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
5-)I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
6-)I blame nature for being born at this era of pollution,strange diseases,unemployment,crime name them.But the joy of finding u in this era has made it the best 4 me
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
7-)The ,-# -.- #-.
Heart # "#" #
of "#. . #"
a Friend "#"
knows No BoundarieS,
No LimitS,
just endless Love and Care!
"Have a Great Day..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
8-)i sent my cares 2 the wind.
& asked 2 the wind..
2 pass them 2 u..
when u fell the wind blowing against ur face..thats me saying LOVE U
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
9-) a rupee is easy to earn..
but a smile is hard to find..
rupees loses its value..
smile increase its worth..
i lost a rupee wen i sms u..
but who cares:i won ur smile.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
10-)One Who drinks have alkohal heart
One who smokes have cloudy heart
But dont eat sugar because you already my SWEET HEART
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
11)-I- I
T- trust
A- and
L- love
Y- You
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
11)-Care is one of the sweetest form of luv so when some1 say they care it means they will keep U in thier hearts until its very last beat.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
12)-ul always be mine 4 nw and 4eva ul always be mine 4 u r my treasure ul always be mine plz tell me its tru plz b mine 4eva il always love you
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
13)-From my heart to my fingers to your eyes and your mind.
Simple words from a friend is what you may find.
A good night wish, sweet dreams, from me to you.
This you should know, my wish is true.
If you look closer you'll see that I care.
I send you this message because I can't be there
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
14)-i caught sum starz
i decided 2 giv dem
2 my friendz
2 let dem know
how especial dey r
2 me..
*
'
'
'
/
catch!
dis 1st 4 u
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
15)-I u drop me i ll break
i u hold me i ll shake
if u need me i ll hurry
If you dont call me i ll worry
i u hert me i ll cry
If u leave me i ll die
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
16)-Love is like the seeds of life,
To root is full of pain and strife.
But to grow it's like a great Oak tree,
Straight and strong for eternity.
Love is what I offer you,
Steadfast, calm and oh, so true!
Love is life between two who shares,
A life between two who really cares.
Love is ours, if you agree,
To spend your life with me!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
17)-IT MUST HAVE BEEN A RAINY DAY WHEN U WERE BORN, BUT IT WASN'T REALLY RAIN, THE SKY WAS CRYING BCOZ IT LOST ITS NICE, GENTLE AND GENIROUS ANGLE.....GOD BLESS U.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
18)-whenever i want to see u,i'll just close my eyes, if god decides to take u away from me then i'll ask god to close my eyes forever.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
19)-Some Thing
Is Behind You
Looking for You
Make Wishes 4U
At days
Secure U
Guess Wht?
*My Dua* (Prayer)
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
20)-Wen i was a baby i was afraid to lose my mom,
Wen i was a kid i was afraid to lose my toy,
nw im older my fear grew bigger n im afraid
to lose som1 like u Baby Al
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
21)-Dun b 2 gud i mite miss u,
Dun be 2 caring i mite like u,
Dun be 2 sweet..i Mite faLL,
its hard 4 me to love u when u wont love me after all
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
22)-U may meEt ppL beTta deN me,
fuNnieR deN mE,
moRe loVely deN me,
buT thiNg i caN saY to U,
i wiLL alwAys be heRe wheN deY aLL leAve u
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
23)-As i lay 2 rest ma head,
i'd say a prayer 2 end e day.
N if i die b4 i wake,4give me
4 ma sins or wad eva tat hurt u in anyway
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
24)-Flowers will die,e sun will set.
But u r ma love dat i wont 4get..
Ur name is so precious,it will nvr grow old..
Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
25)-With both hands I sought my gift,
I still did not have a clue,
Then God put your hand in mine,
And said His gift to me was YOU!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(1)*-- happy Anniversary Sms
We’ve had our ups and downs, This we both know,
Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts
we had About many things, But our love for each other,
Had no attached strings.
happy anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(2)*-- To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your happy anniversary be Happy and Grand.
happy anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(3)*-- happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
happy anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(4)*-- Best wishes to you both on your happy anniversary, May the love that u share Last your lifetime through, As u make a wonderful pair.
happy wedding anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(5)*-- Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch mein tha.
Wife: Kya soch rahay ho?
Husband: Yad hai,
Jub tumharay abbu ne date pe pakra tha,
Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro,
Ya 14 saal k liye Jail jao,
Wife (smiles): Yes
Husband: Agr Main sahi faisla kerta to,
ajj Azaad ho jata.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(6)*-- Every year that I’m with you
Has been better than before;
It’s hard for me to even think
How I could love you more.
Every year you’ve graced my life
Has been full of happiness;
I love your caring face, your voice,
Your tender, sweet caress.
Every year when this day comes,
I’m filled with love and pleasure;
Happy Anniversary, Love,
My joy, my delight, my treasure.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(7)*-- I don’t know what it is that you saw in me,
what I saw in you was the utmost happiness
that can ever be,
even more so on the day when you and I
became “We”,
I can still smile and say with love and
truth Honey, I love you…Happy Anniversary.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(8)*-- Here’s a toast to the two of you
A you celebrate together;
You’re the poster kids for happiness,
In sunny or stormy weather.
Your love continues, warm and bright;
May it shine throughout the years;
You’re an example for the rest of us,
So here’s to you: Three cheers!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(9)*-- I love you as much now as I ever did before,
if possible, I may even love you more,
all starting from a feeling we did not ignore,
a feeling of connection we chose to explore.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(10)*-- All those years ago, my dear,
You made my world complete;
You became my perfect partner in life,
And you’ve been a world-class treat!
We’ve loved and worked and made a home
That fills me with pleasure and pride,
And it’s all because of the wonderful one
Who has lived through the years by my side.
Thank you my treasured and cherished love;
You’ve made my dreams come true.
Your loving and caring have made our marriage
A blissful adventure for two!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(11)*-- Remember the first flush of love
that drew you powerfully together?
It still feeds the unassailable bond
that makes your marriage so secure.
Remember all the qualities about each other
you found so endearing?
They are still there,
and new ones create sweet surprises.
Remember thinking that this love
would last forever?
Your love has strengthened and grown
into eternal affection and admiration.
Years from now, you’ll look back
at this anniversary
and realize you love each other
more than ever.
Happy Anniversary!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(12)*-- When I can see my soul in your eyes,
and you see your soul in mine we realize,
that a love so deep can harbor no lies,
where our only tears shed were happy tears we’ve cried.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(13)*-- Our wedding anniversary brings to mind
The happiness and joy you’ve brought to me,
Sweet memories–the laughter and the tears,
Devoted love you give abundantly.
The place I want to be is close to you;
There’s ecstasy and peace in your embrace.
I know that I can cope with what life brings,
As long as I wake up to see your face.
You’re all I ever wanted, and much more.
I look at you and I still get a thrill.
Our marriage is the best thing in my life;
I love you deeply, madly, and I always wil
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(14)*-- Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(15)*-- On your anniversary,
it’s time to reflect on all the joy
your marriage has brought you over the years.
Remember your wedding day?
Your wedding photos show
your affection, your passion,
the bond you feel with one another.
Since that day,
many more pleasures have come to you
because you chose to love each other.
As you reminisce,
let those fond, happy memories
strengthen your commitment
to love and care for each other…
forever.
Happy Anniversary!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(16)*-- Before you celebrate your anniversary or after it
, write your favorite anniversary poem on a nice piece of paper and add the words “Love,
your name” at the end and put it on her way so that she becomes surprised!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(17)*-- When years are passing by like days,
and in my hand your hand is placed,
a knowing smile crosses your face,
a simple touch can still make my heart race.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(18)*-- When I first met you all those years ago,
I fell in love so fast, I knew right then,
You were the one and only one for me;
I’d never have to look for love again.
Each anniversary finds us happier;
You are my light–my moon, my star, my sun.
You show me what real love is all about,
You fill my life with pleasure, joy and fun.
As time goes by, our love grows stronger still.
You’re the most amazing (man/woman) I ever knew.
I prize our anniversaries because
Each year I fall in love again with you.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(19)*-- It takes two special people,
To make a loving pair.
There’s a joy just being around you,
A feeling I/we love to share.
We send anniversary wishes to you,
For years of joy and pleasure.
May each year keep getting better,
With memories to treasure.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(20)*-- I thank you because you listen when i speak and you see me for who I am
I will thank you every day of my like because your LOVE…..is one of my Life’s Greatest GIFT!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(21)*-- The day before the anniversary of D-Day
, we lost a man who was equaled by few and surpassed
by none as a leader in the cause of freedom
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(22)*-- Each year on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s birth,
America has the opportunity to reflect on our nation’s progress towards the realization of his dream
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(23)*-- Love brought you together
As husband and wife
And gave each of you
A best friend for life
Happy Wedding Anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(24)*-- A light, happy heart,
A bright, happy day
That’s what you’re wished
With much love today!
Happy Wedding Anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(25)*-- It is a matter of public shame that while we have now commemorated our hundredth anniversary, not one in every ten children attending Public schools throughout the colonies is acquainted with a single historical fact about Australia.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(26)*-- Actually, the year anniversary of what you just heard, my son Grahame and I are going to be in a play together, and I’m acting for the first time in front of an audience that doesn’t consist of a high school drama class.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(27)*-- As the third anniversary of the September 11th attacks draws near we must ensure our nation is prepared to handle the continued threat of violence and terrorism on our country.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(28)*-- The glances over cocktails
That seemed to be so sweet
Don’t seem quite so amorous (or glamorous)
Over the Shredded Wheat
But caring, sharing and happily routine
Happy (5th) Anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(29)*-- 1 month ago the American people stopped to remember the third anniversary of the beginning of the Iraq war. We thought first and foremost of the selflessness, patriotism and heroism by our troops, our National Guard and Reserves.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(30)*-- The secret to having a good married life is to understand
that marriage must be total, it must be permanent and it must be equal.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(31)*-- God gave you two
a special love
to share…
…because He knew
how much you
would cherish it.
Happy Anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(32)*-- Have a Happy Anniversary
A day that’s filled with fun
And remember the day
That you two became one!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(33)*-- Here is the deepest secret nobody knows.
Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
And the sky of the sky of a tree called life;
Which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide.
And this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart.
I carry your heart.
I carry it in my heart.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(34)*-- In forty years together
You’ve shared so many things
That’s why this very special
Anniversary brings
To you, a wish that love,
Laughter, joy, contentment too
Will be yours to share throughout
The years ahead of you!
Happy Ruby Anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(35)*-- If two stand shoulder to shoulder against the gods,
Happy together, the gods themselves are helpless
Against them while they stand so.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(36)*-- “You can’t stop loving or wanting to love because when its right,
it’s the best thing in the world. When you’re in a relationship and it’s good,
even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(37)*-- One by one each year flew by,
since you both said “I do”…
Forty years of memories,
shared by the two of you.
From big events and holidays
to simple daily pleasures,
Some tearful times along life’s way,
some joys that can’t be measured…
One by one each year now gone,
but still they’re yours forever…
Each and every memory,
of Forty years together!
Happy Ruby Anniversary
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(38)*-- We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird,
and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(39)*-- “When I say, “I love you,
” it’s not because I want you or because
I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me.
I love what you are, what you do, how you try
. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength.
I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And
I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are
. You’re a hell of a woman.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(40)*-- Today as both of you look back
with happiness and pride
upon the Fifty cherished years
that you’ve spent side by side,
May every memory that you share
of dreams you’ve seen come true,
help make this special Golden day
a happy one for you!
On Your Golden Anniversar
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(41)*-- A man reserves his true and
deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company
he finds himself electrified and enkindled,
but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(42)*-- Without love, what are we worth?
Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(1)*-- Ehsaas Na Kar In Jazbo Ka Nazron Se Gira Be-Shak Lekin,
saqi
Jeena Bhi Muje Dushwar Lage Itna To Nazar Andaz Na Kar.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(2)*-- Haal poochti nahi duniya zinda logoon ka
¤SAGAR¤
Chale aatey hain janaaze pe baraat ki tarha.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(3)*-- Tum se mumkin ho to rok lo saansen meri.
jaan
Dil jo dharkey ga to Tum yaad tu aao gay.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(4)*-- Kaash mjhe maloom hojaye teri soch ka mehwar.
jaan
To mai khud ko tarashun tere andaz e nazar say.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(5)*-- Dil Mein kitny zakham hai kis ko kya pata
“AY d0sT”
Ye or baat hai k hum muskra k jeety hain.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(6)*-- Ab koi aur muje dil nahi daine wala
SAGAR..
Log khete hain mere ankhon mein tera chehra nazar ata hai.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(7)*-- Shayad Meri Nakami Ki Aik Ye Bhi Waja Hai Aey
Dost”
Cheez Jo Bhi Mangta Hon Sub Sey Anmol Mangta HooN’
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(8)*-- Tujh Mein Aur Mujh Mein Sirf Itna Farq Hai
“(DOST)”
Tera Kuchh Kuchh Hoon mein Aur Mera Sab Kuchh Hai tu.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(9)*-- Ik umer se aadat hai teray shaam-o-sehir ki,
Ab kon teri yaad k mamool ko badlay…..!!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(10)*-- Dun¡ya K “Sagar” ma¡n ek tumhar¡ h¡ kasht¡ ka sahara m¡la ha¡, wiqi ..
Tum bh¡ wahan na chorr dena jahan ko¡ “sah¡l” h¡ na ho…!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(11)*-- “HUM” Ne T0 Sookhi “SHAKHON” Pe khoon Bahaya Hy
“SaGaR”
Ab Bhi “PHOOL” Na khiLien To “MuQaDAR” ki Baat hy..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(12)*-- Tere hazor phailay hoay ye hath
Siwae is k or kuch nhi mangtay
K tu usay
Hr gham se azaad kr day
Hr fikar se be niyaz kr dy
Mri zindgi bhi
Mri khushiyan bhi
Sb k sb us k naam kr day….
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(13)*-- “Mai Sochta Hun k Jjis Din,
Mout k Saaye Mere ird gird Mandlaen Gy
Mere Dost Aziz Sathi Sb
Mere Pas Jama Ho Jaenge.
Suno Gy Jb Tm Mere Marne ki Khabr.
Urenge Hosh Tmhary Or paaon Lrkhraengy.
Mjhe Yaqeen Hy Akhri Bar Dekhny k Lye.
Tmhare Qadm Tmhe Mere paas Kheench Laengy.
Mere Sirhaane Logo Ka Hujom Hoga.
Unka Rona Dar-o-Diwar Ko Hilaen Gy.
Meri Yaden Tumhe Tor Dengi.
Pr Aansu Tmhari Aankhon Se Ruk Na Paen Gy.
Or Jb Chal k Aaogy Meri Laash k Pas.
Aur Tumhe Mere Aziz Mera Chehra Dikhaen Gy.
Bejaan Jism Ko Dekh k Kya Seh Lo Gy Tm….? ? ?
Socho !
Kya Mere Bin Reh Lo Gy Tm?
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(14)*-- Samajh Kar Kannch Ka Tukra Tarasha Mujh ko Duniya Ne….@?
~~ Bana Phir Bhi Nahi ” KANGAN ”
Teri
” Naazuk Kalai” Ka…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(15)*-- Bohatnawaza hai mere khudane mujay Mohsin..!!
Meri oqaat k brabar milta to shayed kuch na milta..!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(16)*-- Chalo apni Chahaten “nilam” krte hen,
Dosti ka soda “Sar-e-aam” krte hen,
Tum apne duk Hamare Nam krdo,,,DOST…
Or Hum apni “khushian” Tumhare Nam krte hen.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(17)*-- Ye Ishq-o-mohabat
Meher-o-Wafa Sab rasmi rasmi baten hen*wasi*
Her shakhs Khudi K Aalam Me Sirf Apni Khatir Jeeta Hai.!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(18)*-- Jane Kyon her koi Mujhay Tanha Chhor Jata hai
D0st…
Main Mazboot To
Bohat Hoon Magar
Pathar To Nahi…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(19)*-- ITs reaL
Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain Or “Kaali Billi”
Ap K Aage Se Guzar jay To iska Matlb Ha K
“Kaali Billi”bi Kahin Jaa rahi hai”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(20)*-- pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia
phir
phir
phir kia?????
kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(21)*-- BHARWA
.
BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
.
.
.
.
Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(22)*-- Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di
upr
nachy
hr pasy di
Loadshadding
Happy
LoadShadding
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(23)*-- Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(24)*-- 1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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.
Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind =
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(25)*-- ye lo pakro
.
.
.
.
kya kharra karon
ok
.
.
.
.
ye lo g ab sub se zaida uoncha ho gya mera payara parcham
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(26)*-- Ab Karachi K Saahil Se Sirf 10 KM Door,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Saima Residency 4 Or 5 Kamron K Luxury Apartments
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(27)*-- Wafa ka naam bhi zinda he mein bhi zinda hon
ab apna haal suna mujko be-wafa mere….. Rolling Eyes
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(28)*-- Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.
loving urs…..toilet!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(29)*-- What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(30)*-- Judge:
“U r crossing ur limits.”
Lawyer:
“Kon saala kehta hai?”
Judge:
How dare u call me saala?”
Lawyer:
My lord
i said kon
Sa Law’ kehta hai?
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(31)*-- New latest research,
Larkiyun ko Raat ko Hamesha kapre utar k sona chahiye
.
.
.
.
.
Taar pr sy
.
Q-K
Barish ka kuch pata nahi hota,
u dirty mind.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(31)*-- Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM …KAPKAPATAY HONT….LARKHARATI AAWAZ…THARTHARATA BADAN …mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
“I*(32)*-- t would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(33)*-- “If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(34*-- Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(35-- Pehlay hath mein pakro!
..
…
Phir thook lagao?
..
…
Phir Seedha karo? ?
..
…
Phir andar ghussao???
..
…
Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(36-- Insan jab pehli bar dalta he to wo confuse hota he magar tum na ghbrana or dal dena, Tum jese he rakho ge, wo khud andar chala jae ga, Phir tumhain acha lagay ga, or Phr ajeeb ajeeb awazein ayein gi, Or phr jab money nikal jaye… to tum nikal lena apna… A. T. M. Card !
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(37-- Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(38-- Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(39-- aik pathan nanga ulta leta howa tha
aik admi aya aur us ki bund par tabla bajanay laga
thodi der bad pathan sedha ho gaya
aur bola
chal ab basuri baja
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
