*(1)*-- Ehsaas Na Kar In Jazbo Ka Nazron Se Gira Be-Shak Lekin,
saqi
Jeena Bhi Muje Dushwar Lage Itna To Nazar Andaz Na Kar.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(2)*-- Haal poochti nahi duniya zinda logoon ka
¤SAGAR¤
Chale aatey hain janaaze pe baraat ki tarha.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(3)*-- Tum se mumkin ho to rok lo saansen meri.
jaan
Dil jo dharkey ga to Tum yaad tu aao gay.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(4)*-- Kaash mjhe maloom hojaye teri soch ka mehwar.
jaan
To mai khud ko tarashun tere andaz e nazar say.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(5)*-- Dil Mein kitny zakham hai kis ko kya pata
“AY d0sT”
Ye or baat hai k hum muskra k jeety hain.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(6)*-- Ab koi aur muje dil nahi daine wala
SAGAR..
Log khete hain mere ankhon mein tera chehra nazar ata hai.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(7)*-- Shayad Meri Nakami Ki Aik Ye Bhi Waja Hai Aey
Dost”
Cheez Jo Bhi Mangta Hon Sub Sey Anmol Mangta HooN’
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(8)*-- Tujh Mein Aur Mujh Mein Sirf Itna Farq Hai
“(DOST)”
Tera Kuchh Kuchh Hoon mein Aur Mera Sab Kuchh Hai tu.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(9)*-- Ik umer se aadat hai teray shaam-o-sehir ki,
Ab kon teri yaad k mamool ko badlay…..!!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(10)*-- Dun¡ya K “Sagar” ma¡n ek tumhar¡ h¡ kasht¡ ka sahara m¡la ha¡, wiqi ..
Tum bh¡ wahan na chorr dena jahan ko¡ “sah¡l” h¡ na ho…!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(11)*-- “HUM” Ne T0 Sookhi “SHAKHON” Pe khoon Bahaya Hy
“SaGaR”
Ab Bhi “PHOOL” Na khiLien To “MuQaDAR” ki Baat hy..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(12)*-- Tere hazor phailay hoay ye hath
Siwae is k or kuch nhi mangtay
K tu usay
Hr gham se azaad kr day
Hr fikar se be niyaz kr dy
Mri zindgi bhi
Mri khushiyan bhi
Sb k sb us k naam kr day….
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(13)*-- “Mai Sochta Hun k Jjis Din,
Mout k Saaye Mere ird gird Mandlaen Gy
Mere Dost Aziz Sathi Sb
Mere Pas Jama Ho Jaenge.
Suno Gy Jb Tm Mere Marne ki Khabr.
Urenge Hosh Tmhary Or paaon Lrkhraengy.
Mjhe Yaqeen Hy Akhri Bar Dekhny k Lye.
Tmhare Qadm Tmhe Mere paas Kheench Laengy.
Mere Sirhaane Logo Ka Hujom Hoga.
Unka Rona Dar-o-Diwar Ko Hilaen Gy.
Meri Yaden Tumhe Tor Dengi.
Pr Aansu Tmhari Aankhon Se Ruk Na Paen Gy.
Or Jb Chal k Aaogy Meri Laash k Pas.
Aur Tumhe Mere Aziz Mera Chehra Dikhaen Gy.
Bejaan Jism Ko Dekh k Kya Seh Lo Gy Tm….? ? ?
Socho !
Kya Mere Bin Reh Lo Gy Tm?
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(14)*-- Samajh Kar Kannch Ka Tukra Tarasha Mujh ko Duniya Ne….@?
~~ Bana Phir Bhi Nahi ” KANGAN ”
Teri
” Naazuk Kalai” Ka…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(15)*-- Bohatnawaza hai mere khudane mujay Mohsin..!!
Meri oqaat k brabar milta to shayed kuch na milta..!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(16)*-- Chalo apni Chahaten “nilam” krte hen,
Dosti ka soda “Sar-e-aam” krte hen,
Tum apne duk Hamare Nam krdo,,,DOST…
Or Hum apni “khushian” Tumhare Nam krte hen.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(17)*-- Ye Ishq-o-mohabat
Meher-o-Wafa Sab rasmi rasmi baten hen*wasi*
Her shakhs Khudi K Aalam Me Sirf Apni Khatir Jeeta Hai.!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(18)*-- Jane Kyon her koi Mujhay Tanha Chhor Jata hai
D0st…
Main Mazboot To
Bohat Hoon Magar
Pathar To Nahi…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(19)*-- ITs reaL
Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain Or “Kaali Billi”
Ap K Aage Se Guzar jay To iska Matlb Ha K
“Kaali Billi”bi Kahin Jaa rahi hai”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(20)*-- pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia
phir
phir
phir kia?????
kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(21)*-- BHARWA
.
BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
.
.
.
.
Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(22)*-- Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di
upr
nachy
hr pasy di
Loadshadding
Happy
LoadShadding
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(23)*-- Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(24)*-- 1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind =
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(25)*-- ye lo pakro
.
.
.
.
kya kharra karon
ok
.
.
.
.
ye lo g ab sub se zaida uoncha ho gya mera payara parcham
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(26)*-- Ab Karachi K Saahil Se Sirf 10 KM Door,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Saima Residency 4 Or 5 Kamron K Luxury Apartments
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(27)*-- Wafa ka naam bhi zinda he mein bhi zinda hon
ab apna haal suna mujko be-wafa mere….. Rolling Eyes
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(28)*-- Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.
loving urs…..toilet!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(29)*-- What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(30)*-- Judge:
“U r crossing ur limits.”
Lawyer:
“Kon saala kehta hai?”
Judge:
How dare u call me saala?”
Lawyer:
My lord
i said kon
Sa Law’ kehta hai?
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(31)*-- New latest research,
Larkiyun ko Raat ko Hamesha kapre utar k sona chahiye
.
.
.
.
.
Taar pr sy
.
Q-K
Barish ka kuch pata nahi hota,
u dirty mind.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(31)*-- Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM …KAPKAPATAY HONT….LARKHARATI AAWAZ…THARTHARATA BADAN …mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
“I*(32)*-- t would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(33)*-- “If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(34*-- Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(35-- Pehlay hath mein pakro!
..
…
Phir thook lagao?
..
…
Phir Seedha karo? ?
..
…
Phir andar ghussao???
..
…
Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(36-- Insan jab pehli bar dalta he to wo confuse hota he magar tum na ghbrana or dal dena, Tum jese he rakho ge, wo khud andar chala jae ga, Phir tumhain acha lagay ga, or Phr ajeeb ajeeb awazein ayein gi, Or phr jab money nikal jaye… to tum nikal lena apna… A. T. M. Card !
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(37-- Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(38-- Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(39-- aik pathan nanga ulta leta howa tha
aik admi aya aur us ki bund par tabla bajanay laga
thodi der bad pathan sedha ho gaya
aur bola
chal ab basuri baja
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
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