*(1)*-- Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(2)*--
“Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
The April Ist !” (`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(3)*-- ou are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Happy April fool day
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(4)*-- Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(5)*--In hasino se Rasme Waf
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai€¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(6)*--
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?”
..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(7)*--
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ .If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(8)*--
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(9)*--
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ .WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN,
Happy April Fool Day
.(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(10)*--
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ .
famous april fools day pranks,
harmless april fools day pranks,
homemade april fools day pranks,
google april fools day pranks,
april fools day pranks office
.(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(11)*--31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(12)*--Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(13)*--urkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye
HAPPY APRAIL FOOL DAY
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(14)*--“Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
NDTV per
nahi suna..!
Radio Mirchi per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..
Today is April Fool Day and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(15)*--M Going To switzerland…
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 06 Days.
Surprised?
After 06 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009.IN ADVANCE.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(16)*--If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur
-good looks
-nature
-style
-attitude,
Kick him/her off.
How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(17)*--U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(18)*--Plz open this
after 2 days at thursday.
.
.
.
.
.
I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(19)*--Just a friendly reminder –
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(20)*--Many theories have been put forward about how the tradition began. Unfortunately, none of them are very compelling. So the origin of the “custom of making April Fools” remains as much a mystery to us as it was back in 1708.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(21)*--The history of April Fool’s Day or All Fool’s Day is uncertain, but the current thinking is that it began around 1582 in France with the reform of the calendar under Charles IX. The Gregorian Calendar was introduced, and New Year’s Day was moved from March 25 – April 1 (new year’s week) to January 1
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(22)*--Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur’s own DEAR.
hi hi hi hi hi
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(23)*--Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(24)*--I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(25)*--
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It’s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(26)*--Please Spread It.
“FOOL nA
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL k saath wish kiya hai
you are the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amongest all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL – 2010!!!”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(27)*--Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(28)*--SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(29)*--Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(30)*--SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(31)*--
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(32)*--You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(33)*--This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat !
Now read it without the word cat.”
10. “Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¦
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi -hai”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(34)*--Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(35)*--
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(36)*--If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(37)*--Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
The April Ist !”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(38)*--If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(39)*--
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the….
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
*(40)*--Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)
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