Sardar SmS

*(1)*--Teacher to sardar:

5 janwaron k nam btao jo pani me rehty hain??

Sardar: fish

Teacher: good nd baqi 4??

Sardar:

Fish di maa, piyo, pehn ty pra.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(2)*-Judge: Tum teesri baar adalat mein aa rahe ho,tumhe sharam nahi ati?
Sardar:
Oh janab tusi roz anday O,tuwano te fer Duub k mar Jana Chahi da ae-
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*(3)*-- Sardar:Aj mere parosiaan da bacha gum ho gia.
Main mashwara ditta te menu bohat kutt pai.
Friend:Tu ki mashwara deta c?
Sardar: Main kiya Google te search kar lo.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)











*(4)*-- Pagal Sikh Sy:Tm Muslman Ho?
Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn
Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman Ho
Sikh:Nhi ma Sikh hn
Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman e Ho
Sikh:Nhi yar ma Sikh e hn
Pagal:Nhi tm Muslman e Ho
Sikh Gusy Sy:Han Han Ma Muslman Hn
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Pagal :Lgty to Sikh ho.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)











*(5)*--RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer: “Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train
ek hi track pe aamny samny se
aa rahi hain to tum kya karoge?”
Sardar: “Main kanta badal donga.”
Officer: “Agar na badal sako?”
Sardar: “Main Red signal donga.”
Officer: “Light na ho to?”
Sardar: “Main Red jhanda dikha doonga.”
Officer: “Jhanda b na mila to?”
Sardar: “Main Chotay Bhai ko bula longa.”
Officer: “Kyun?”
Sardar: “Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(6)*--Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua ha
Sardar: Bewakuf, to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha
Pathan:Han humara bahen ka hua ha.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(7)*--“Sardar police-station aya r bola
Mujhe arest krlo mene apni BV k sr pe dnda mara hy,
Police:Wo mar gai kia?
sardar:Nhi wo to bach gai,
Hun meri khair nai.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(8)*--Aik Sardar jab bhi kapray dohta tu bht Zor ki barish ho jati.Aik din bht dhup nikli to sardar ny shukar kiya aur dukaan say SURF lenay chala gaya, Jb dukaan mai enter hua to,”Badal” bohat zor say garja, Sardar ne “BAADAL ki tarf dekh kr kaha:
“KIDHR?? Main Te Nimko Lain Aya Wan

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)









*(9)*--1 SARDAR or American Siri paye kha rahe thay.
American k hath me bakray ki zaban agai.
American: Wats this?
SARDAR: Lo dasso
o khotaiya “This is Language”


(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)









*(10)*--SRDAR:
Dr sab:tusi kehya C k subha game khedan nal sehat changi rendi A,
Per meno te koi farq ni piya

Dr:tusi kiri game khelday 0

Srdar:mobile te sap aali.

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)









*(11)*--Sardar:Yar kal main Tennu kinni wari Cal keti par tu Phone nai chukya

SHEIKH:Kyn chukan?
Jera main 25
Rupay da gana
Lugwaya A

O tera Peo
Sunay ga?

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)









*(12)*--2 admi motor cycle par pankha ly kar ja rahe they ,
Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi karwai or un ke pichey lag gya,
Kuch fasle par un ko roka or donon ko 1,1 lagai or bola,

bijli agy nai labdi tusi sakootaran te vi pakhey laey hoay ney!


(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(13)*--Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sth gya,par zakhmi ho k aya.
Ksi ne waja puchi to bola:

Barat me Dulhe k bap ne awaz lagai,”me munday da abba,kithe kuri da abba?”
Kuri ka baap utha or un dono ne aps me pagrian change kar li.

Phir 1 or admi ne awaz lagai,”me munde da chacha,kithay kuri da chacha?”
Uno ne kameez change kar li

Os k bad mujse raha na gya,mene kaha,me munde da YAR,kithay kuri da YAR?
Bus fair danday,sotay te jutian change hoiyan:
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(14)*--1 sardar ji ki shadi hui.
Rukhsati k waqt dulhan pehle maa k galay lag k roi,
Phir baap k,
phir bhai aor behan k galay lag k roi.

Sardar ji ne dulhan le jane se inkar kr dia or kaha

“aey twade kolon chup nai hondi te mere kolon kinj howe gi.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)









*(15)*--Teacher to Sardar: Ur son is fail, see his report:

English-6
Maths-7
Social Studies-4
Science-8

Total-25

Sardar: TOTAL vich te kamal e kr dita. Is subject di te tution v nai rakhwai c…

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(16)*--Aik SARDAR Daanton par NELI Siyahi laga kar ja raha tha.
Kisi nay poocha ye kya hai.
SARDAR KHUSHI say bola:
“O Pa Ji,Aj Kal BLUETOOTH ka Zamana hai !”

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)











*(17)*--Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya or bell di ander sy..

Pinki boli : kon

Sardar: Main

Pinki: Main kon

Sardar: Tu pinki hor kon, pagal jayi.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)









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*(19)*--Sardar k ghar chor aa gya

Srdar na dekha to chor bhaga

Sardar bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya

Or bola

Aik tay chori utto saday nal recaan

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(20)*--For job intrview Question.

British to Sardar: “where is abu dabi?”

Sardar:

“jis qubrastan ty Ami Dabi,

Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu dabi

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(21)*-1 sardar road pe potti kr raha tha police pakar k lejany lagi to srdar bola:

Pa ji Saboot ty chuk lo.-

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)











*(22)*--1 Sardar Bathroom Mein Betha Tha…

Saamny Likha Tha

Paani Ka Ziyada Se Ziyada istmaal Karein.

Wo

Bethy Bethy 3 Lottey Paani Pi Gaya.

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(23)*--Sardar:tm ne mujhe dhoka dia hy

Dukandar:Nhe sir,mai ne apko orignal radio dia hy

Sardar:radio pr MADE in JAPAN lika hy “ON” karo to khta hy

Ye radio pakstan hy.

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)











*(24)*--1 sardar bench per leta hua tha k wahan se 1 angraiz guzra or sardar se poocha: R u relaxing?
Sardar: No i am Surmeet singh!
Phir 1 angraiz guzra or us ne b yehi poocha: R u relaxing?
Sardar ghusay se: No i am Surmeet singh! Or ye keh k uth gya aur apnay se kuch door letay huay angraiz se poocha: Are u relaxing?
Angraiz: yes i am relaxing!
Sardar: uth beghairta tenu loki lab lab k paagal ho gaye ney

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)









*(25)*--Sardar k ghar chor aagya srdar ne dekha to Chor bhaga,

Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisaan
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*(26)*--Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto….
driver adjusted mirror..
sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife…
go & sit back i will drive the auto
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(27)*--Best Mitti Paleet Award of the year 2008

Nominees are:

Pathans from Afghanistan,

Sardar from India,

P.Musharraf from Pakistan,

But

Award goes to,

Faraz….

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*(28)*--1 Sardar nye road pr khari car k nichy kuty ko leta hua daikha,
To kutay ko Dum sy khaincha or kaha

BAAR NIKAL AIDAA TOO MISTARI.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)











*(29)*--Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)









*(30)*--Dr. k Band Clinic k agay lambi line thi.
1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta,
log usko pakar k piche phenk datain sardar-Lage raho salo,
me b clinic nahi kholunga,

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)









*(31)*--Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .
wife:kyun. . . . ?
Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)


(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)









*(32)*--Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, wese hoya ki c?
Freind: Goli lagi c mathey vich..
sardar G: fir v wah guru da shukar kr k ankh bach gai..!

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(33)*--Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)









*(34)*--Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)











*(35)*--Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!


(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(36)*--TITANIC do0b rha tha,
1Gorey ne Sardar se pocha zameen kitni do0r hy?

Sardar:2k.m,

Gorey ne samndr m jump lga k pocha kis trf?

Sardar: “NEECHY” ki traf.
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)











*(37)*--A sirdar was talking on telephone.
Friend: “Kis se baat kr rhe ho?”
Sardar: “BV se?
Friend: “Itne pyar se?”
Sardar: Tmhari hai…

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)











*(38)*--One day a Donkey kicked Sardar on his back
&
Run away.
Next day Sardar found Zebra in the field,
He kicked him
&
said: Salay Tracksuit pehn kar dhoka deta hai.

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(39)*--ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)











*(40)*--Sardar: Prito “Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day”Prito:
“Nahi Sharam Andi Ey”Sardar: “Keh Day NA”Prito:
“Nahi Na”Sardar: “Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)










*(41)*--Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.Begam Ai Booli,
Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon

(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)











*(42)*--Hik sardar ek ladki de naal physical relation badade janda paya si,
and ladki ne kaha”Ruk jao sardar ji, warna main apni jaan de dungi”
Gusse me Sardar ne kaha, “jaan de dena par kisi de kam na aana”
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)













*(43)*--Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, wese hoya ki c?
Freind: Goli lagi c mathey vich..
sardar G: fir v wah guru da shukar kr k ankh bach gai
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)











*(44)*--Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .

wife:kyun. . . . ?

Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)
(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)












*(45)*--Mother:Larka pasand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka
Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.


(`“•.¸(`“•.¸ ..(Fatima Ahmad)¸.•“´) ¸.•“´)